We recently asked parents to tell us their kids’ fave jokes for a prize and we’re obsessed with their choices. Check out the side-splitting submissions – and sign up for our e-newsletters for your chance at a random contest like this, too!
Note: Kids ages are listed at the time of publication in 2019.
What did the number zero say to the number eight?
Nice belt!
– Maddie McGuire, 12, Dexter
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.
– Eliot Moore, 8, Canton
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank!
– Emily Kuron, 5, Clarkston
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
(Repeat until person is getting tired.)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
– Eddie Bizyk, 4, Macomb Township
Why couldn’t the pony sing?
Because she was a little hoarse!
– Charlotte Wahl, 9, Pleasant Ridge
What is a ninja’s favorite shoe?
Sneakers!
“He follows it up with ‘Wocka-wocka!’ channeling Fozzie from the Muppet Babies,” says his mom, Julie Hand.
– Mason Hand, 4, Beverly Hills
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind … it’s tearable.”
– Sonya Evans, 8, Utica
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume.
– Ayden Mio, 7, West Bloomfield
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
Knock, knock.– Alyse Mio, 6, West Bloomfield
What did one horse say to the other horse in the bakery?
Will you share a brow-neigh with me?
– Amelia Prather, 6, Royal Oak
Ever tried to eat a clock?
I wouldn’t try; it’s time-consuming!
– Lily Prather, 10, Royal Oak
What did the fish say when he got to the lake?
This is (E)Erie!
– Leo Palmer, Madison Heights
Do you know any other great jokes for kids? Tell them to us in the comments!
This post was originally published in 2019 and is updated regularly.
