Great Jokes for Kids From Southeast Michigan Kids

Looking to make your family laugh? Try out these great jokes for kids, by kids.

We recently asked parents to tell us their kids’ fave jokes for a prize and we’re obsessed with their choices. Check out the side-splitting submissions – and sign up for our e-newsletters for your chance at a random contest like this, too!

Note: Kids ages are listed at the time of publication in 2019. 

What did the number zero say to the number eight?
Nice belt!

– Maddie McGuire, 12, Dexter

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.

– Eliot Moore, 8, Canton

Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank!

– Emily Kuron, 5, Clarkston

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
(Repeat until person is getting tired.)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

– Eddie Bizyk, 4, Macomb Township

Why couldn’t the pony sing?
Because she was a little hoarse!

– Charlotte Wahl, 9, Pleasant Ridge

What is a ninja’s favorite shoe?
Sneakers!

“He follows it up with ‘Wocka-wocka!’ channeling Fozzie from the Muppet Babies,” says his mom, Julie Hand.

– Mason Hand, 4, Beverly Hills

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind … it’s tearable.”

– Sonya Evans, 8, Utica

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume.

– Ayden Mio, 7, West Bloomfield

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?

– Alyse Mio, 6, West Bloomfield

What did one horse say to the other horse in the bakery?
Will you share a brow-neigh with me?

– Amelia Prather, 6, Royal Oak

Ever tried to eat a clock?
I wouldn’t try; it’s time-consuming!

– Lily Prather, 10, Royal Oak

What did the fish say when he got to the lake?
This is (E)Erie!

– Leo Palmer, Madison Heights

Do you know any other great jokes for kids? Tell them to us in the comments!

This post was originally published in 2019 and is updated regularly. 

Metro Parent Editorial Team
Metro Parent Editorial Team
Since 1986, the Metro Parent editorial team is trained to be the go-to source for metro Detroit families, offering a rich blend of expert advice, compelling stories, and the top local activities for kids. Renowned for their award-winning content, the team of editors and writers are dedicated to enriching family life by connecting parents with the finest resources and experiences our community has to offer.

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