Great Jokes for Kids From Southeast Michigan Kids

Looking to make your family laugh? Try out these great jokes for kids, by kids.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?
Nice belt!

– Maddie McGuire, 12, Dexter

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.

– Eliot Moore, 8, Canton

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Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank!

– Emily Kuron, 5, Clarkston

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
(Repeat until person is getting tired.)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

– Eddie Bizyk, 4, Macomb Township

Why couldn’t the pony sing?
Because she was a little hoarse!

– Charlotte Wahl, 9, Pleasant Ridge

What is a ninja’s favorite shoe?
Sneakers!

“He follows it up with ‘Wocka-wocka!’ channeling Fozzie from the Muppet Babies,” says his mom, Julie Hand.

– Mason Hand, 4, Beverly Hills

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind … it’s tearable.”

– Sonya Evans, 8, Utica

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume.

– Ayden Mio, 7, West Bloomfield

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?

– Alyse Mio, 6, West Bloomfield

What did one horse say to the other horse in the bakery?
Will you share a brow-neigh with me?

– Amelia Prather, 6, Royal Oak

Ever tried to eat a clock?
I wouldn’t try; it’s time-consuming!

– Lily Prather, 10, Royal Oak

What did the fish say when he got to the lake?
This is (E)Erie!

– Leo Palmer, Madison Heights

Do you know any other great jokes for kids? Tell them to us in the comments!